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Last Best Places

by The Auditor General

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Dylan Bailey
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Dylan Bailey Great album boys! Keep er going. If there's any music fans out there reading this, make sure you check out the auditor general if they come through your hometown. Excellent live shows!
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1.
Good luck trying to take us all on We’ll be on your shore before too long You’ve got the money We’ve got the weight of the world on our side So good luck trying to take us all on Mac-Pap brigade Starting with Franco first Madrid then the world Starting with Franco Wait and see Wait and see What we will do When we take the weight of the world And throw it right back at you You’ve got the money You’ve got the money You’ve got the money We’ve got the weight of the world on our side
2.
In a town where everyone’s from But nobody, nobody lives here An empty promise to progress it seems The grand gestures never made genuine In a town where everyone’s from But nobody, nobody lives here We just survive Waiting to die And our last best places aren’t for you “Vacancies up in downtown” you say “The grand gestures never made genuine” In a town where everyone’s from But nobody, nobody lives here See we’ve muscled out the moderates See ideologues as idiots No great men of action left And the good words are just too few these days
3.
Tonight I’m going to love you in retrospect All your lovers cross my mind to fill me with regret And my mouth moved and somebody got hurt So I must be the liar And watchful eyes heaving heavy sighs And still they never tire Those Stares from all your friends All those daggers what am I to do with them? See I’m the wave and you’re the beach sand Quick to hit on your shore just to watch you Recede as the land does If you’re the life then I am time, I am time So it’s only a matter of me really Quick to hit on your shore just to watch you Recede as the land does
4.
Bury me Out in the yard When August turns, early in September Plant a tree Right over my heart Then have a time and drink ten for me Let it pick My bones clean, chop it down and turn me into embers And then sing my soul to sleep And then sing my soul to sleep
5.
I wouldn’t be afraid of getting old If there was more to look forward to Than cancer and conversation And I wouldn’t be so tired of youth If there was maybe more to do Than wait in anticipation But at what point do you stop fanning the flames And start putting them out, putting them out? All of the answers I will have to question for myself, For myself, for myself There’s no need to panic here Why don’t we come to our senses Or we’ll build our fences up too high Let’s tone down the rhetoric Why don’t we come to our senses Or we’ll build our fences up too high For us to get over ourselves At what point do you stop pulling up stakes And start putting them down, putting them down? All of the questions I will have to answer for myself, For myself, for myself But I’m on the wrong side of 25 now Failure is frequent the further I get from 24 I’m on the wrong side of 25 now Who has the patience for these conflagrations When they demand more?
6.
Party's Over 03:10
They’re calling the cops They’re calling the cops They’re all out to get me The question of how Is suddenly now a good possibility But I seem to be divided Between the road, the way to go And your fucking mouth But you say “Maybe baby we can work it out” And I say “Only if we never have to shout” But oh in the morning daylight when it comes We’ll just sit there, pretend there’s nothing wrong You’ll never make it, oh and when they break you Still so innocent You wept But oh in the morning daylight when it comes We’ll just sit there, pretend there’s nothing wrong You’ll never make it, up where it’s safe And still so innocent You wept
7.
I welcome this parasite If only for company Turn my skin white As it drains the blood from me You say “How lonely” But for now, let’s here from my company And he’ll say “Am I under your skin now? Are you really all mine? I could never begin to Get it into your mind” But oh Ain’t that the way it goes Is are you really ever all mine? So, Start from the end, it will show Are you really ever all mine? But oh, ain’t that the way it goes Only in the start and then you’re mine in time But oh when it starts Then are you really ever all mine?
8.
I should be waking up at sunrise Instead of coming in at dawn So I can finish all the yard work Instead of passed out on the lawn But I forgot last night I lost consciousness And now here I am outside on the pavement Lying to myself wondering all again Have we grown up or just old? If this place is a joke I’m tired of being part of the punch line With your firm grasp at arm’s length You can fall at any time But I forgot last night I lost consciousness And now here I am outside on the pavement Lying to myself wondering all again Have we grown up or just old? Because I should be waking up at sunrise Instead of coming in at dawn Lying to myself wondering all again Have we grown up or just old?
9.
A former solider, you thought it over Map is on the table and the dagger’s in your hand You said “Go Eastward”, I don’t think we should Maybe all in retrospect we pushed an open door but I won’t lie Are you so important? Nations felt compelled to Break their borders often Still never wish you well say Are you for real or forgotten? And down there in hell with Your messianic problems Which part of this was a good idea?
10.
Zombie Song 04:02
The zombies were kissing in a bike lane In broad daylight, sauntering across the avenue The drivers, they all started to complain But in their cars what were they to do The children in back thought it was a game Counting points for their friends’ parents That they knew “Why won’t you work,” They said “It’s not what we do” “Too broke so fix until we’re blue”
11.
Up the street from me Is a cemetery Where a brick holds your name Though it’s not the same Still I speak to the ground Expecting the sound Of your voice to guide me In the right direction But am I afraid for no good reason These words won’t find you at all If you’re not there then I’ll start stealing Because if you didn’t get in I don’t have a Hope in hell myself Year’s going on four Since you were last at my door Saying “Your show sucked last night” Or “Let’s drink til it’s light” See we could never fool you So brutal and honest and true Without I’ve been in the wrong direction You’d hate this song Say “That shit’s all wrong” Sort it all out Remove all my doubt Then we’d sing it you see Together so beautifully With your voice beside me And the right direction
12.
Today was a good day to die Today was a good day to die But I Slept in Slept instead You see the pigs were walking on their own two feet The pigs were walking in their own, George And yes we need the guns to put them Back into their, back into their places It was the last night for the living and how I tried Oh, please come get me I don’t think they Want me to stay And then the Comintern came and took All of my friends and just blew them away

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released August 24, 2014

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The Auditor General Thunder Bay, Ontario

The Auditor General are four longtime friends and musicians who call Thunder Bay home. Their unique blend of indie folk combines varied musical landscapes from delicate and sombre to upbeat and driving. Since releasing their debut album in 2009, the group has toured the country, played renowned festivals, and have been crafting their follow-up album which is due to be released mid 2014. ... more

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